"Free Spurgeon: That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you."

Apple recently won a $1.05 billion copyright battle against Samsung and Samsung paid the amount by sending 30 trucks full of 5 cents coins.

Got the chills reading this

"for sale: 3 words 💗 8 letters 💋 Say it, and I'm yours forever💍 "I got food""

"@SheldonTruths: I was going to say a joke about Sodium, but then I thought... Na.

"Cheesy Jokes: Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange."

"@Sheldon_Jokes: with great power comes a great electricity bill"

"Varsity Cup: UP-Tuks Young Guns annilihate Wits 137-2: varsitycup.co.za/news/young-gun…"

"Retarded Mom: The Real Annabelle Doll From 'The Conjuring' . pic.x.com/wfpS9Qp4A5"Ernst Koekemoer

"APP Store: Didaskaleinophobia is actually the fear of going to school."

"Sarcasm: Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”"

"out of context things: *trying to study* oh what a beautiful ceiling"

"@Sheldon_Jokes: When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found"

Bad handwriting? Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy."

This is SPARTA

"@Sheldon_Jokes: When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found"

"@Sheldon_Jokes: Teachers call it cheating. We call it teamwork"

"FACTS: Doctors sloppy handwriting is responsible for '7,000' deaths around the world each year!"

"Hidden Tips: Due Tomorrow Definition: Do tomorrow."