Councillor Fow (@defow899) 's Twitter Profile
Councillor Fow

@defow899

Any K.G.C problems i will sort it

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calendar_today24-02-2016 17:29:31

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Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in!

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Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.

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Transfer Window now closed Many Liverpool fans are disappointed not to have got Bale. But they'll be back in court on Monday to try again.

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I had a dream last night that I was getting a blowjob from the blonde one from ABBA I only woke up because his beard was tickling my balls.

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I went to the doctor because everywhere I pressed hurt. Pressed my leg it hurt. My arm, it hurt. My head.. Turns out I'd broken my finger.

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Close your eyes & rub a Kiwi fruit in one hand & a testicle in the other, its hard to tell the difference It also gets you banned from Asda

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I Cant sleep. If cookie gets on council hell know i do fuck all. Vote cassidy so i can sleep 4 2 more years #teamstain #givemeaporpose