DCF GOD Inverse In future when we have a new DeFi summer lead by long-term survivoors and pioneeers, tickers like INV will thrive They've been building and shipping non-stop with genuinely interesting products

To add irony to injury, Tea said it deletes verification photos

🐥 The Haikuties have been... REVEALED 👀 > Your Haiku NFT has spoken. > Check your traits & flex your fate. > Karma-boosters, prestige pieces, and pure on-chain aura-maxxing 😌 Your skin determines your rarity: Diamond > Gold > Silver > Bronze > Colour. You can begin

the environment right now is the exact same as - the end of icos - the end of defi - the end of nfts we have 57 different meme launchpads across chains there are more meme launchpads than meme buyers there hasn't been an original meme idea for months every launchpad's

Guess who just crossed $5M in cumulative volume in our small, gated, private beta 📈 When the system flows seamlessly, volume follows. We can’t wait to fully open the gates and welcome you all to the garden 🪷

proof of income? how about 8 inches and thick? how about emotionally available? how about loving and respectful? i say “please” when i ask alexa and “thank you” to chatgpt. my mother died when i was 10. i still text her sometimes.. i like to think my aura is a soft hazy orange,

Visual metaphor for those who HODL their ETH bags

Harvard in 2018: Bitcoin is more likely to reach $100 that $100,000 Harvard in 2025: We can confirm our purchase of 1,000 BTC at $116,000 You didn’t listen to the “experts” did you anon?

i'll be demoing how Haiku's intent-solver can complete cross-chain, multi-protocol and multi-primitive basket-zaps in just one quick tx 😌 Eg "swap my Aave LP, vault and spot positions on Ethereum for the top 10 pools on Base by APY" it'll be with lil wassie shids tho so up

Never judge a CT degen without knowing the full story

When you think you’re making gains but it’s just the dollar tanking This is why they say, 1 BTC = 1 BTC.

🔸 22K+ on-chain transactions. 🔸 $9M cumulative volume. 🔸 290K+ intents solved. The Haikult is growing.

gHaiku yappers

The year is 2030. Clunky frontends and tedious portfolio management has faded into history, replaced by capable intent-solvers. DeFi has matured, execution has shifted from manual clicks to solvers that interpret high-level goals and handle the complexity under the hood.

I present to you the Dunning-Crypto effect.

remember when the president launched a shitcoin and then rugged everyone just as he launched an America First campaign and then rugged everyone feels so long ago now

one minute = one stablecoin

Next stop 250,000 😌

ETH at 10k is inevitable. Anyone who seriously thinks the ponzi tradfi world won’t inflate fiat enough for Ethereum to reach 10,000 is redacted