shitty ᛋᛋkylines desperately trying to get me to destroy my überbased city accessible only by train by connecting it to the interᛋᛋtate system #nothappeninghitler

How it feels spending the past 3 hours drafting weeks worth of nonsensical Tweets just to not even send them out

When will it be my turn to be the oomf getting subtweeted

Waking up to messages like this is terrifying for a few seconds.

Good Morning Frens!

I want you larp boy

Going to make him in the sims and then lock him in the basement and torture him about this

Wetherspoons Wings supremacy

Sending my husband balding memes (he's not balding, or gay) at work just to spike his cortisol levels so he'll need to play video games with me to calm down when he's home. #manipulationnotabuse #nobabethegoodhairlinesscareme

When she consoles me because I tell her I'm down about all the bombings but it's really because I miss my ex

Currently hanging, save me Aussie Lemonade, save me

Met a guy on CS who said my sleeper agent activation word, multiple times, I'm gonna choose to ignore that sign from God tho

Good Morning Frens!