Alastor headcanon that deer visited where he died for a few weeks after his death. Why? Theres evidence of deer visiting the places where a another deer has died, somewhat mourning them for a few minutes. I like to think that deer do that to the location he died in!

Alastor becoming a fawn whenever someone yells at him so he can be like “Ouhhh embarrassing you’re yelling at me but im literally a tiny deer”

do u think alastor farts proudly or does he get really embarrassed like “ouhhh pardon me” or like “ouhhhh that was a big one”

That HC where Alastor was really expressive when he was alive and that was what made his broadcasts so special! You could tell his expressions just based on his voice, you could hear him smiling or frowning. You could hear him holding back laughter or tears. His smile ruined that

Headcanon that when Alastor was younger he was scared of dogs and to make him less afraid his mom told him that dogs only bit scary and mean people so because he wasn’t scary or mean he wouldn’t get bit !!! I guess his mom was right about who dogs hurt.

Alastor making food for the hotel and whenever someone doesn’t finish the giant portions he serves he goes out of his way to look at them with the most pathetic look he can muster and say “You don’t like my cooking?” They always eat the rest right after.

i really want to see vox break character and obsess about sharks for a good few minutes and have the hotel recognize the spark returning in alastor's eyes before it completely goes out once vox goes back to "normal"

i rescind this

wip bc i was sad so he is tew

Had a friend ask Viv: If 📺🦌 lived together, what furniture would they buy? Answer: sofa… 🛋️💒……

lowkey proud so gaze upon my pathetic swap ! alastor ,,, hahahahaah HA

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Your honor, they're eepy (Another quick #radiostatic doodle request to fulfill my quota of softcore radiostatic before S2 makes them complicated and sad)

୨ৎ doe 𖹭 .ᐟ COMMS OPEN ₊˚⊹ ᰔ Alastor buying time for a rescue by asking shark questions

how i look hallucinating my dead ex-wife, friends, and kid !!

🌈🌹 #CharlieMorningstar #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelCharlie

radiostatic 💔💔