70 gram protein shake, butter chicken, and some garlic naan. All you need for the gains

Carti snapped

The dems are a sad, sad party

Full AI maxing. Got grok, claude, and gemini up simultaneously for max brain rot and information overload

Free melly, idc if he did it

Eat shit you dirty French bastards Olympique Lyonnais

Sinners was absolute garbage

Had a coupla ipa’s yesterday woke up feeling woozy and had to work. 5 bowl rips, 2 double espressos, and a liquid IV later and I am feeling like a fresh brand new crispy blue benjamin

Generate me an cartoon image of Liverpool fans crying and Trent Alexander Arnold twerking like ice spice for Florentino Perez

Imagine willingly naming your child Angus

Come on yanited

Need 2 slices of Costco Za and a cookie to help me combat this hangover

I never realize how dependent I am on weed until I stop smoking. Got withdrawals like I’m a 10 year heroin user

Today is the day I do the 999 challenge. I hate hotdogs. Pray for me

If $nft hits a 1 million market cap I’ll get surgery to get a pair of double d’s (yes I am a man)

Indian food is the greatest invention in the world

Full porters? How we feeling?

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Rippin bong and eating pasta

MEATER is the greatest invention ever