The biggest lie I tell myself (and I quote): I don’t need to write this down because I can remember it…

I’ve just gone through the retirement funds in our account with my husband. We’ve got to figure out who’ll be wearing mask and who’ll be driving…

So I said to the waitress, “What’s the duck like?” She replied, “It’s like a chicken but it can swim”…

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No matter which way you turn #Brexit has stuffed the UK👇

Life after death is full of firsts. Today is my grandsons second birthday. As I sat writing out his birthday card last night, I realised that I would not be writing one out for him from my mum. My mum lost her sight over the last 12 years and I’ve been writing out her cards for

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This is who I am now! Protein açai bowl and green scrambled eggs with sourdough and cream cheese… #californiagirl ⁦Parakeet Cafe⁩

I was always a Blur girl tbh. It’s not even that controversial, is it? I’m not saying Oasis weren’t good but I thought they were shite… 😬👀

Were Oasis part of the ‘Cool Britannia’ moment? Well, you’re not fvcking cool any more. You greedy fvckers. I always thought you were shite anyway and Blur were way more cool! Anyways, have a good show…nah, not really. I hope ya mikes don’t work tbh…

I find it helpful to organise chores into categories. For example: Things I won’t do now Things I don’t do later Things I won’t ever do I hope you find this post helpful…feel free to come up with your own categories and share…

At my funeral I want someone to sit me up. I want to see which of my daughters has borrowed my clothes, shoes and handbags…

I was sitting in traffic the other day… It’s probably why I got run over…

Always check the height of ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important…

When you get a call from an unknown number answer by whispering, “It’s done but there’s blood everywhere’… Follow me for more valuable life tips like this one!

#HappyBirthdayTerry

Hello Majorca! Back in Soller - a very happy place for me! #sangria 🍹

Him: So, why are you single? Me: Because apparently I foster men until they find their forever home…

Buenos noches from Soller! Out for dinner with my sis!

Very beautiful and very quiet here in Sóller this evening!