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I just listened to "Psalm 9" by Trouble and this is the banger playlist Spotify hooked your boy up with.

Bunker buster also happens to be what Lindsey Graham calls his male hookers.

Guys John Bolton is happy, this is a terrible day.

If you’re seeing this, you just got Doinked

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People keep talking about how there are less lightning bugs. Lightning bug populations are very sensitive to light pollution. Get a handle on that, and you'll eventually get more of 'em. This has been a PSA from Sausage HQ.

Sometimes, I really can be the silliest of geese.

Portuguese sounds like somebody bluffing knowing how to speak Italian.

doomer

Americans, are you restless? Do you yearn to pull up the stakes and set out in search of opportunity?

I drove past a deer taking a dump today. They don't feel shame like dogs do.

4. The only thing government really cares about is perpetual war.

Please do not go out to eat at restaurants today. The more you do that, the more we stay open and the fewer holidays I get to spend with my family. Stay home with yours so I can stay home with mine.

My family has been here for 99 years. What a beautiful night, what a wonderful country. Shout out to the 1775 OGs who made this all possible, as well as the stupid English for not giving us out parliamentary seats, you morons. None of this had to happen and it's all your fault.

True spirit of America: break the rules in such a way that, in the end, you end up getting away with it. Homeboy ended up becoming a test pilot for NASA.

Shout out Western PA for doing the Whiskey Rebellion. Fuck taxes.

Should we do something retarded and horrible? Let's ask three of the most retarded and horrible people on the planet.

Do you believe the DOJ and FBI about the Epstein files and his suicide?

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