I’m so fucking uncomfortable. I can’t stop sneezing and my eyes are forever watering.

AC Happy Home Paradise was on sale. It’s fuckin ooooverrrr for you bitches.

I love watching videos the US government doesn’t want me to see

Remember to leave out milk and cookies tonight for bandit Keith #america

Criminally underrated movie 👌

I really fucking hate when I’m having a conversation with someone. I also fucking hate having a conversation with someone who adds words and stupid quips to whatever they’re saying that add nothing of substance to the conversation..like please stop.

I told you not to go through his phone girl

Stifling so many emotions I feel like I might literally throw it all up

Miss you Bernie Mac 💔

I found out the rhythmic thumping noise I’ve been hearing sporadically over the course of 9 months living in this apartment —driving me insane—is just the sound of the downstairs neighbor playing darts. I haven’t felt closure that validating in a long time.

esnupi para presidente

Crazy how hormones dictate whether I’m going to be an upstanding citizen or gnawing at the bars of my enclosure that week.

Piplups' Ice Cream Van.

I’m so attached to Louis Anderson as Chip’s mom in Baskets. I want to protect her 🥺

There’s nothing more soul crushing than thinking you have two days off then you check your schedule just to make sure and you find you work the next day and read the schedule wrong the first time.

Maybe I didn’t watch it enough growing up but I don’t remember Moral Orel being so depraved LOL

Count me in Single❌ childless✔️

Darts guy ran into my bf and I when we were leaving and asked,” Hey, this might seem random but I like to play darts sometimes, do you hear it at all?” My first instinct was to be nice but told him yeah. He apologizes and I see this mf moving out the next day. Cool thanks???

snoopy in the criterion closet