It doesn’t get any better than Dangertainment. It’s the best show on the Internet.

The second one is much scarier. Because it’s just that bad.

But she’s so hot.

If you see Annie Brackett on the road, GO NOW! She’s probably high.

Would you like to have a Surge and vodka with me?

That’s probably for the best.

That really just happened; he was just killed.

If you’re stuck in traffic and you see these old guys roll up next to you, GO NOW!

Jen is super sexy.

I’ll only become a cop if I can be partners with Agent Elizabeth Marcus.

I don’t think it’ll help. She’s so excited!

GO NOW!

My reaction when I saw my friend, Scott’s browser history.

I’m gonna need my 6-year-old cousin to translate this for me.

GO NOW!

There she is…

Scott says I have to learn how to “walk like a man.” Yeah, this is coming from the same guy who sleeps in “Rugrats” pajamas.

Holy schnikes.

That really just happened; he was just killed.

Get him this for Christmas.