I’m telling you right now next year at the 2026 world cup I’m gonna be the starting center forward of the Egyptian men’s national team.

I remember on first date she told me how she ran over her dad by accident (who’s fine now), & how that made her scared of driving for years. Idk why I thought telling her “if you had to run over someone who would it be” would lighten up the mood but instead I got called a cunt.

One of the best feelings is to get a parent who used to hate video games to actually enjoy playing them. Made my dad play Infamous Second Son, Uncharted 4, Assassin Creed Syndicate and he really loves it.

Realistically, only way Raphinha can get back to top 3 is if he k!lls all the tacticos who try to downplay him because of some system, and try to fabricate his background that he’s actually a La Masia graduate so those Yamal/Pedri fans forgive him.

Can’t wait for exams to end. I bought maybe like 70~ games that are cheap with discounts on steam in the last month or so. Games prices on consoles are scams man. Discounts on PC are far better.

I'm looking for an artist. If someone can make my Femboy VRChat model, I will pay them. Requirements: -I want a face that gives off the ':3' ‘UwU’ ‘OwO’ looks. -Make me have attractive feet. -Make my tongue long and flexible enough. -Cute thighs (idk the proportions??)

Proud to say I’ve never watched Love Island.

Goals when their own team(s) conceded 2+ in a UCL KO game: -Post 04’ Ronaldo🇵🇹: 14 Goals in 20 Games (Most Goals) - Haaland🇳🇴: 6 Goals in 7 Games (Best Ratio) -16/17 Mbappé🇫🇷: 5 Goals in 5 Games (Best Campaign Via This Metric) -Messi🇦🇷: 5 Goals in 20 Games (…)

2009 Usain Bolt🇯🇲, greatest year an athlete has had: 🥇100 m 🥇200 m 🥇4 x 100 m -The famous 9.58 seconds (single greatest sporting achievement imo). -Fastest 150 m & 200 m record as well. -Won 7 major “athlete of the year” awards (most in a year). -Part of ‘Order Of Jamaica’.

Gerd🇩🇪 in all “big” finals. Was too lazy to include the BCC in games he scored so he could have even more BCC. 1975 super cup 1st leg is the only “big” final where he absolutely did nothing.

Müller in 2014 WC: Portugal: 3 Goals on CR’s head Ghana: 1 BCC in a 2-2 draw USA: Scored Only Goal Algeria: 1 BCC in 2-1 AET win France: 1 (fugazi) BCC in a 1-0 win Brazil: 1 Goal + 1 BCC + 1 Assist Argentina: 1 BCC in a 1-0 AET win “Messi”, “Robben”, “James”, “Kroos”, “Neuer”

I give up. I have no unique experiences.

Yeah give Dembele that ballon d’Or

Don’t think you can be the absolute GOAT if your former team wins the UCL without you in the very season you leave them.

Post 2007 Tierlist (League + CL): S+: 10/11 Barça, 14/15 Barça, 19/20 Bayern, 22/23 City S: 08/09 Barça, 12/13 Bayern, 16/17 RM, 18/19 Pool, 24/25 PSG A: 07/08 Utd, 09/10 Inter, 13/14 RM, 15/16 RM, 17/18 RM, 20/21 Chelsea, 21/22 RM, 24/25 RM B: 06/07 Milan, 11/12 Chelsea

My top 10 Ben 10 Villains: 1) Highbreed 2) Albedo 3) Vilgax 4) Aggregor 5) Kevin 11 6) Darkstar 7) Zs'skayr 8) Charmcaster 9) Malware 10) Maltruant

Messi🇦🇷 in CL KO Games He Had Less Than Or Equal To 80 Touches: -31 90s Played -17 Goals (0.55) -Scored in 10/34 Games -31 Teammate Goals Ronaldo🇵🇹 in CL KO Games He Had Less Than Or Equal To 60 Touches: -57 90s Played -47 Goals (0.82) -Scored in 33/60 Games -55 Teammate Goals