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So hard on Team Garcelle Beauvais. #RHOBH

"Honey, I show up." - Garcelle Beauvais YES YOU DO. #RHOBH

Please use your name on Twitter so I don't have to talk to my client about that aardvark I talked to all day during their conference. Unless you are an aardvark and then please keep identifying as one on Twitter.

Anybody else's NaNoWriMo When I'll Finish block broken on the website? It's silly but I very much enjoy that block and right now it's showing I'll finish on November 1, 2021.

Being pregnant is weird. Like I'm glad I'm pregnant, but I'm not glad that I'm tired all the time and constantly want to vomit. How can something so tiny make you so sick???

Thank you Jackson Galaxy & Stephanie for the wonderful session on pet grief. And thank you for answering my question about Cesare (Chez-Uh-ray). It looks like my new boy loves your voice as much as Cesare did, Jackson.

The internet in a nutshell: Me in a FB group: Yay! I closed off a bathroom that had a lot of cigarette smoke getting into it and my cat has stopped having asthma attacks. I’m excited to move into a new home without the smoke. FB group: Here’s what you’re doing wrong.

Dear CVS Pharmacy, why are none of your employees at the Stelzer Road location in Columbus wearing a mask? As a pregnant woman needing batteries, I thought I would be okay running in to get batteries but then I saw that.

Raise your hand if you're ordering a Jimmy John’s sub for lunch thanks to Emily Simpson. Should I find a sauna to eat it in? #goals

A total legend. When I read the news, I instantly heard her voice, even though I haven’t heard it in years.

Me to ADT salesman: I need you to stay 6 feet away from me since you are not wearing a mask and I am pregnant. ADT salesman: *keeps trying to get in the bubble & not following my rules despite me repeatedly asking him* See also why we’re not getting ADT

Dear Brian, I’m Catholic and there is every reason to share my pregnant belly. Please don’t treat my body as a sexual object. Treat it like the miracle it is.

Getting through having COVID & feeling thankful for so many things. I'm thankful I didn't try to downplay what was going on like I usually do, I'm thankful my doctor got me in for an infusion to get me through this faster & I'm thankful for my boyfriend who took care of his girls

And as someone who was high risk, PLEASE test yourself as soon as you experience symptoms. Part of the reason why I was exposed was because of someone who refused to test, because "COVID is no big deal."

Is your org really doing something for women or are they just trotting out all of the women in their office for the annual pic for social media to check the box?

So jealous of everyone getting Opening Day today. #RepBX #GoYanks

I used to only buy purses that could carry a hardcover book. I read them everywhere because I'm impatient and love the experience of a hardcover book. The cover has a feel... Turning the page makes you feel like you accomplished something... I could go on and on.

Just need to put out there that Rizzo just put in an application for my Yankee boyfriend and it's being considered very seriously. #GoYanks

I was excitedly buying AJ Jacobs latest book and ended up babbling to the cashier about how she needs to read ALL his books since he’s an excellent writer and a nice human. I may have an AJ problem.

If it’s wrong to sing Reel Big Fish’s She Has a Girlfriend Now as a lullaby to our newborn daughter… well, we’re okay with that. And for the record, she loved it.