Gen X is just sitting over here holding society together and watching the narcissists duke it out.

the newspaper of record has trouble distinguishing between news and opinion pieces. take note.

someone called me a ratfucker earlier this week. it's nice to be seen

Apparently he’s on bumble in Dallas. Ladies, if you’re in Dallas watch out for this one

Six months ago today, Hamas invaded Israel, massacred 1,200 people, engaged in mass rape & took hundreds of hostages. The butchered, raped & kidnapped people were overwhelmingly Jews. Hostages remain in Gaza today.

10/7 was the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust. 🧵

Who wishes you had a neighbor like this? 😁

he's also notoriously abusive to his staff. hard pass from me as well.

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale!

Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it

Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning

Carrie: big is moving to paris

HT to Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected] for this graphic. Mekka teaches me something new every day.

Regular basketball is so much more exciting than men’s basketball.

since the IRS doesn't have a phone number, i'm just going to call Nancy Pelosi 's office. She's actually my congressional rep!

shot in the dark here: do i know anyone who works for the IRS? the IRS whistleblower form, Form211, which is arguably one of the most important forms, no longer loads. The most recent version is PDF with an error message on it. irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f2…. Can consumerfinance.gov help?

this place is mostly terrible, but look at this image of Gonzo Does Tweets🐈he/him , Jorts (and Jean) , and Fishtopher and Friends going on a road trip

does it count as 'getting bangs' if i just tell my barber i want to wear my hair forward and not to the side?

i love this story.

this is the sort of advice my lawyer would give.

this is wild. SF desperately needs new housing. we need to increase heights and we need to increase density. and we need to do this yesterday.

In Judaism there’s a story of a prophet who went to the markets to preach because people weren’t coming to the temple and that’s how you win an election let’s meet people where they are

every professor i know has stopped pulling punches this year. i don't know professor rai, but i'd like to.