Episode 5 is almost here. Are you ready? #DeathBlart themcelroy.family/deathdousblart

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so we face the grim task of experiencing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, mistakes were made. #DeathBlart themcelroy.family/2019/11/28/209…

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, #DeathBlart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

Episode 7 is coming. You’ve got 10 days. #DeathBlart

Watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.

The time has come. #DeathBlart 2020 is here at last, and with it comes a significant milestone in our Sisyphean journey. Yes friends, for the first time ever, this year’s episode is a commentary track. Enjoy. themcelroy.family/e/21483203

One week. #DeathBlart

Tomorrow. #DeathBlart

It’s American Thanksgiving, and you know what that means! We've faced yet another chapter in our life-long commitment to watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, and then spent roughly 90 minutes doing our best to talk about anything else. #DeathBlart 2021 is here. themcelroy.family/e/22565164

ICYMI: We've made our first-ever #DeathBlart shirt, designed by Tyler! 🐿️✨! Proceeds from the shirt will be donated to First Nations, and you can order 'em right here: store.dftba.com/collections/mc…

We hope you enjoyed TilDeath Do Us Blart this year. We absolutely hated bringing it to you

You can now spend your December 25th with Justin “Hoops” McElroy Travis McElroy (Self Parody) Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets Tim Batt @guy_mont & Mr Paul Blart. youtu.be/F-X67yxOjA0

ICYMI: We recorded video of this year's #DeathBlart and it's up now on YouTube! youtube.com/watch?v=F-X67y…

One week. Are you ready? #DeathBlart

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Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. #DeathBlart 2022 is out now!

Special surprise for this episode, look who traveled to Huntington for the recording! bit.ly/2hMfabl #DeathBlart

Big news! HUGE NEWS! #Candlenights2017 tickets go on sale TODAY at NOON ET! Join us in Huntington, WV on Dec 22nd! Sawbones Shmanners Podcast and Still Buffering will also be there! See you there! candlenights2017.bpt.me