Happy Honeymoon plant papa

honeymoon with my honey

happy to get a new harvest for my tea making 😁😁

Why did I marry a man who brings me the wrong ice cream... I asked for chocolate fudge ice cream and this man brings me chocolate fudge brownie ice cream... nerve of him honestly...

A week ago I was getting married and now I'm waiting for this man to get back from Tesco with my ice cream while I watch the next episode of Parks and Rec without him

🔒 Its midnight and I really want the walkers salt and vinegar crisps but we dont have any and Phillips tired do I make a run for them

We're driving home from the honeymoon and Phillip refuses to let me drive

Knew it penny for your thoughts our men are cheating on us 😔 not colin bridgerton™ plant papa

Get yourself a man who sends you stuff like this on an hourly basis

"You can't headcanon your favourite characters as having the same disorder as you" booooooo Phillip Crane Autism gang, Phillips special interest is Eloise and the plants argue w the wall

Phillip istg

Since Phillip let the cat out of the bag, yes... Milf Eloise incoming

You guys celebrating me and Phillip couldn't keep it in our pants

FYI he sent he this every single day we were trying to hint

Thinking about my bbg

let your wife stab you

How long do you think it'll be before Phillip realises I ate his leftovers

Hes been sending me stuff like this every day since I started showing