Omo, if you're currently setting up an apartment, I'm so sorry about that 🙏😭

When it rings, I’m 80% sure I know who’s calling

They should go and sit down

me wey dey pray make you fail you know where i come from?

Ọmọ Akin Because of Diamond tester wey go beep if you point am give bread?

All of us are selective sinners. We choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge others that commit the ones we’re not comfortable with.

This is how cake should be. Just naked. No need for all those unnecessary icing.

The icon that is Chimamanda! 10-year-old me is screaming!❤️

Updating my professional “This Her?” pictures, as I formally re-introduce myself on 10th- July- 2025. #calltobar2025

Officially introducing H.O ALABI ESQ!! I did it 🙏🏾🎉🎉🎉

Sorry if I don’t reach out anymore. I’m fighting for my life, second guessing my career path, debating my life choices, scrolling through social media, and sleeping whenever I get free time just to escape reality.

“Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?” Qur’an 55:13 Allow me to reintroduce myself: MUHAMMAD-BELLO RAHMAH Esq. B.L, LL.B, AICMC, ACARB, F.LMI, MTI.A, M.ILA

This is what grace looks like in a wig and gown🖤✨

Faizah Atu Muhammad Esq. LL.B. (Hons), B.L. (First Class)

This thing that dog owners do, when you tell them you don’t like dogs and they try to force it on you or for you to hold it because “it’s harmless and doesn’t bite” is annoying. If someone doesn’t like dogs, respect the person’s decisions and keep your stupid dog away fgs.🤦🏽‍♂️

One of my top reasons for wanting to make it in life is so I can buy food anytime I want. 🥹🥹

First appearance at the FHC🤭

Oyindamola🙄 No matter how stupid an idea of a Lapo staff is..., Nepo no get choice but to follow the stupidity Moral of the gist: If you want to be an outstanding staff, learn to lick the ass of a Lapo staff.

Dessert.