you want to quit cigs and weed!? how hard does your life have to be in order for you to feel good about yourself

does reading sci-fi count as performative male behavior?

i gotta get off this planet

eggman

to the tune of beck i’m a loser baby so why don’t i kill me

it’s hard to believe but somewhere there’s a lab right now and they’re giving molly to rats just to see what happens

rats and rats and rats and rats and rats and rats and rats and rats

a lot of people seem to think they’re radical just by existing

oh no, i’ve sinned. i hate when people talk about what people are talking about and now ive gone and done it myself

water water everywhere

and i’m a workaholic

writing a short story set in an alternate past where sega defeated nintendo in the 90’s

i think i’m too pretentious for aftershock

not smoking weed has turned me into a full time hater

i’m begging you please radicalize your families this holiday season. we don’t need you to avoid them. we need you to turn them

while listening to otis redding my grandfather asked if it was ed shehan (sharen)