Nancy Pelosi is worth 412 million dollars- this could clear all the debt of California

People in New York are sick of the neo con corporate liberal, Mamdani is perfect for the change needed.

I try to babyface on here as much as possible so my comebacks hit that much harder

Some of you change gimmicks faster than Al Snow

The Cracker Barrel gift shop will now only be selling sex toys.

Upstate New York is not a real place

I will not vote for Mamdani unless he can get up 185

Travis should have proposed to Taylor at an Oasis concert for peak whiteness

Was a big fan of Taylor's until I found out she reads books

Will be boycotting Cracker Barrel until they go woke again

Eat Pray Love Kill

Grocery delivery is fine as long as it's a broad shopping for you

With this new encryption in the DM's, all the wife cheaters are now safe

Probably for the best that you don't DM anymore The Amos with the Pearl Earring and a micropenis

My Spotify listening age is 84

Thanks a lot Madmani

What was Sherrone Moore's Deadspin handle

Maybe if you didn't tweet all day and chase strange in the DM's you would still have time to play catch with your kid.

I get all my material from old Seinfeld episodes too

Not really a lawyer just play one on the internet