Had a dream last night that I hosted a radio show where I would prank call random numbers and ask “Did you leave the meat out???” before hanging up and laughing with my co-hosts. It was a PSA to remind people to refrigerate their perishables.

It's time for a HUGE #Switch #Giveaway, featuring 16 great #IndieGames spanning many genres and styles! To enter: - Follow! - Retweet! - Tell your friends! Drawing: 9/10!

Rand Paul

I get the cleverness of the ad but I also don’t really like the implied messaging

It's time for yet another #Switch #Giveaway, this time for the grindhouse ridiculousness of #HouseOfTheDead2Remake from Forever Entertainment S.A.! To enter: - Follow! - Retweet! Bonus chance: What are your favorite horror #IndieGames?!?! Drawing: 9/12!

How offended should you be if someone calls you a “yahoo”?

My 5yo daughter drew someone pouring poison on apples

This is right wing 9/11. I want complete right wing unity right now. No infighting. Everyone to the right of Ben Shapiro has to be completely 100% in unison right now

As a teen I had the radio edited version of this album and listened to it repeatedly. Going back to it now unedited, I miss the little empty skip in the lyrics where the F-word now is.

The firmest communism fan I ever met was an HVAC guy. No idea where he picked it up, but they aren’t immune to marxism

the T in LGBT stands for terrorism

Do you avoid placing orders that would deliver on Sunday?

Some unsolicited advice for giving talks in Sacrament Meeting: If it would be a HIPAA violation for anyone else to bring it up, maybe don’t devote half of your talk to it.

🚨 JD VANCE just WENT OFF on people who are calling for "UNITY" with radical leftists "There is NO UNITY with people who scream at children over their parents' politics. There is NO UNITY with someone who LIES about what Charlie Kirk said in order to excuse his murder. There

If they’re too incompetent to stand trial, they’re too incompetent to be part of society. End of story.

Deznat

In Minority Report, the writer thought we’d need sci-fi tech to predict who would commit a crime. Turns out it was in the name all along.

The OG jailhouse vid! 😮‍💨 taking yall back to the beginning! #Dpeezy2099 youtube.com/shorts/ofy20GG… via YouTube I’ve been fascinated watching these jailhouse cooking videos. The food doesn’t all look appetizing, but I admire the ingenuity.