amazing how you managed to fit every woman in a single photo

when the first page of a [fantasy]book is a map.

"don't bring your man to girls night unless we gonna fuck him"

he can pay for everyone from home

a gray FJ Cruiser pulled out in front of me in the whole foods parking lot and ive never been more envious

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

my friends expressing interest in carnival 2027 👀👀

it's funny when my friends are like "I want to play Mas but I need to get my body right first" im like babygirl you worried about the wrong shit -- nobody looking at the tummy I need you to start training for stamina and sleep deprivation 🤣

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

speaking of...the other night this man said the only thing he can't do is swim. I said that's unfortunate bc I do laps 2x a week. he goes "oh you got STAMINA!" this other lady goes "you seen in her dancing all night" 🤣🤣

it isn't about her $$ but the assumption her bag is already secured via the kids (child support etc) so refusing a prenup is a red flag

my question is, where will all the unreleased merch be going? 👀

I haven't had rice pudding since elementary school, but I want some real bad rn

the time change is especially annoying bc everyone in the gym way later than usual. I'M the late evening mayor 😒

in here pelting waist in between sets and white boi looking over like 👀😬👀