Sometimes I want to just sit at a bus stop and hope someone tells me a story a fraction as cool as Forrest Gump.

You never see a bookie with a part time job....... Vegas never loses!!!

Dope show

If a person tells you they don't smoke crack and you never asked them if they smoke crack, they smoke crack.

Nikola Tesla was in love with a pigeon. Google it

If you put your ABC gum anywhere but the trash,,,, fuck, you.

Taking a break during the game to wave to the children's hospital next door. OK, Iowa, this is awesome. es.pn/2gG7CcT

This is how you deal with a racist heckler. Full video: bit.ly/2eTcuuX