on today’s episode of “are we toxic”: Harley deWinter

Hey Uber, petition to not approve a Toyota Highlander as an XL 5 passenger vehicle. I’m eating my knee caps in this 3rd row. #uber

It's time! Our #BlackFriday sale is live. Get 50% off all plugins until Nov 30, 23:59 EET.

Harley deWinter while watching Harry Potter: “what would happen if Harry was assigned to Hufflepuff? Might as well just roll the credits. There ain’t no “sword of hufflepuff” - they’ve got like a spoon…. or a scarf.”

This morning, I scared my girlfriend so bad that she peed her pants, and then I laughed so hard that I needed to take a puff from my inhaler…guess how old we are?

grateful for Harley deWinter who can make anything and everything better

Not just lying. Committing fraud and upselling “for no additional cost” THEN saying “that program doesn’t exist” even when a store rep confirmed it does.

Just posted a photo @ Starland Ballroom instagram.com/p/CagIIdSpEV6/…

….about last night. ☺️ one amazing date night out to the forum before dork butt plays a sold out show at the Ryman in Nash! I’ll meet you in Boston in a few short days, bb. 💋 #DuaLipaForum

Just posted a photo @ Ryman Auditorium instagram.com/p/CcoHgmxvBmX/…

Just posted a photo @ The Today Show instagram.com/p/CezTiGNuFjC/…

Nah… It’s more like this.

It’s official. Qantas is absolutely without any shred of doubt, the worst airline I’ve ever encountered. Congratulations on that one!

New year, same hat, same dipshit under it. Not a bad gig to start the new year off! Cheers y’all! #breland #ravens #baltimore #steelers #mandtbankstadium @ M&T Bank Stadium instagram.com/p/Cm5AnYEO04P/…

This is officially a stadium band Architects

Someone broke into my truck, smashing the front and side windows. I’ve got half a billion streams outlining why this was a bad idea 🤬