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Cathy just coming on stage butchering the girls name and inventing where they’re from

Good Morning. I’m slept on it and decided I will be rooting for the Storm to beat the Valkyrie ass everytime.

i hate that woke went from “being aware of social and systemic issues that affect black people and working to dismantle them” to “someone is being annoyingly sensitive about an issue i dont particularly care about”

hacking JB’s Coachella laptop so Die In Your Arms and Swap It Out is queued up on YouTube for this weekend

“This is urgent!” - your boss throwing something on your desk that was actually their job to do 2 weeks ago, now *their* boss is asking for it by EOD

We would like to welcome Lauren Betts to the Reebok Basketball family. The highly decorated 6'7" All-American center is fresh off a national championship, where she earned accolades for her play.

The retirement age should be 32

if 52% of men have gambling debt and 60% of women have credit card debt then who is flying this plane

If you have a hall monitor nosy, entitled personality do not move to a large city where there is noise, established community & customs, or people darker than you that you are afraid of trying to change the culture or be a cop, you can move to Nebraska.

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Give me the class action link ASAP

The word of the day is HABIBI! Happy #ArabAmericanHeritageMonth from Ramy Youssef, Elmo, and all of your friends on Sesame Street!

She never increases the price of her subscription.

And jagged edge let’s get married is the worst love song ever

I’m fine with just ignoring reese witherspoon, sandra bullock and anyone else who tries to give us a girlboss argument for AI

Coach Pop at the Rock today for Spurs practice

Playoffs Ready. 🩵🩷🧡

this guy on jeopardy has been fucking people up for the last month like he’s unreal