me when i realise i haven’t seen that t shirt in a while

I'm that person who sticks around longer than I should. But once I'm gone, I'm gone.

Harness your inner Stanley this #NationalPretzelDay 🥨

BOLO - Suspect is still at large.

If I’m not the one you call when your drunk, you ain’t it

the only important coronation

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

When someone asks me “how was work today “

unsaved number : “idc ain really fw u anyway” me :

everyday i look forward to coming home, taking a shower, & getting in my bed

This is women’s history

I love how Ariana is capitalizing on this scandal with all these new brand deals

I would do sick things to be drinking grapefruit White Claws with Scheana, Ally and Brock while watching the #PumpRules reunion in real time while wearing UGGs in a trailer outside the studio

“ I’m so sorry I’m late, the traffic was crazy….” The traffic :

"don't be like that" me already like that: "like what"

“I do love you” “That’s so good to hear 🙂” i’d kms on the spot & change the trajectory of his life forever #thebachelor #bachelor

my heart was literally breaking for daisy that entire date 😭

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away