This could be bus but you plane

@NatachaMalkin :(

#improvingharrypotter

Hmm my day off, nothing that one giant nap can't get rid off

My cat doesn't care for humans or pretty much anything, apart from his comb, he is in love with this comb

But really has anyone in the history of Internet shopping chosen the 'price from high to low' option

Dreamt that I was invited to Kim and kanyes wedding but got super annoyed because they put me on the kids table #thefuckingliberty

Shame that the verb "bung" is only ever used by mothers in the same sentence "oh I'll just bung something in the oven"

Imagine having "pig fucker" as your possible legacy and then DOING SOMETHING WORSE

The British are frantically Googling what the E.U. is, hours after voting to leave it - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…

Man Who Voted For Brexit Is 'A Bit Shocked' His Vote Counted, Is Now 'Worried' theslot.jezebel.com/man-who-voted-…

Jesus fucking christ what a violently moronic country we live in

@NatachaMalkin moth friend

@NatachaMalkin

Order your sushi at 9pm and they'll send you loads free and all your middle class dreams will come true

@NatachaMalkin meet Deliveroo, deliveroo meet Tach

Excited to officially soon be the cocktail pianist on a tiny 3000-passenger cruise

When you're at home for the first time in ages and your mum comes into your room to show you a potato

Being on a boat makes you perpetually sleepy as it's the equivalent of living on one giant rocking chair