me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing

Gotta snag, right?

That wasn’t Timothy at the look alike contest

The entire US medical system needs to be burned down and Im completely serious

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

Now furious at Biden for winning in 2020 and making it so we’re not already done with this.

strategy of the national democratic party:

the breakfast brigade is here

The people making Longlegs: "how do we let our audience know that this movie takes place in the 90s?" The enormous framed picture of Bill Clinton:

*guy with vague concept of Christianity* I also remember a father who pardoned his son.

when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

i don’t think any single thing has altered my vocabulary as much as “is that good”

Orlok on the plague ship ready to ruin someone’s marriage