I don’t make the rules but Tuesday has replaced Monday as the worst day of the week

I’m ballsy when I drink but I will never be as ballsy as that fly on that white man’s head and I’ve come to terms with that

Cheers to all the people drinking on a Tuesday

Could someone rich and famous just like etransfer me $10,000? That would solve about 453 of my problems

Could Frances-Anne Kearsley please write a book? Because I would very much like to read it please

Not to sound dramatic but the little band-aid I got after my vaccine is my best friend and I’m never taking it off

Drunk me literally just said out loud “I’m the greatest, so many people love me”. And I wish sober me had that confidence

Can you imagine being… straight? In this economy????

I just finished heartstopper on Netflix. This tweet is an official cry for help 😭😭

Heartstopper is the most wholesome, heartwarming, and romantic show ever created and I’m ready to throw hands over it

My note to all straight men: stop.

I’m not just tired — I’m✨exhausted✨

Everyone walk into 2023 quietly and don’t touch a fucking thing