The best part of having a stye is everyone letting you know that you do in fact have a stye

Just when you think we've hit peak stupidity in 2020, Texas bar owners are staging a "Bar Lives Matter" protest while their state is spiking. I am shaken, not stirred.

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A Return to Normal Milestone: Someone called me “a fucking pussy” for cutting him off after drinking for five hours at the bar.

Let's see how many retweets we can get on this post, and maybe we'll drop 3.17 on live. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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