Premier League table:

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Vitalik on his way to make sure ETH doesn’t pump too much

GM #bitcoin100k! 🚀

We fucking did it: $0.1M #Bitcoin. GM

Lmao this is a banger 😂😂😂

“I know you’re down 6 figures today, but I thought maybe we could go to IKEA? There’s a new coffee table I want to check out”

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Solana meme coin traders discovering DeFi for the first time

Terry Crews and Thierry Henry 😂

I predict y'all can't predict shit

bitcoin 109K calming down bro who sold at 72K last month :

“You work in BD for a crypto company? But you don’t have any cigs on you? And you can’t drink 29 beers?”

I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday I never hire anyone But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

Bitcoin is caught between the bullish fundamentals of rising global liquidity, global rate cutting cycle, huge global fiscal, exponential debt spiral, weak dollar, massive institutional/corporate treasury buying …and Jim Cramer being bullish

Vodka with a plasma chaser.

CZ the next time he sees Elizabeth Warren:

Maduro hearing Fortunate Son at 3am

Ozempic got yall looking like Funko Pops