why does 😂 display the absolute worst emotion and make me unreasonably mad possible

chaosjim 🤣 this guy is even worse, absolutely rancid vibes

when her hair is messy in an oversized shirt

sniffing glue/doing dusters are like the one drug even druggies judge you for

last call speak now if you guys want anything from the bar before i close up

nothing like having the same argument everyday for months crazy how you don’t even realize it until after the fact

I think I’m gonna escape my self inflicted turmoils

this would work on me tbh

100% guaranteed to be satisfied? I’ve never tasted the sweet dew of satisfaction try me

damn i miss being unemployed

hey if anyone knows how to make crack my buddy needs some help

i think i was a precum baby

can straight white guys serve cunt

damn im gonna have to ask god about this

shall we commence the mellowing of the marshes dear brother

hey um sonic, might not be my place, but man you need to slow down

“hey dude how you been?” me:

don’t kill yourself, stay alive through pure grit and malice for the chance to watch and laugh as random misfortune strike your enemies

some inspo for you cretins

about to try out this causing a scene thing