When you in the car with somebody who's texting and driving and you turn and look at them like so fuck my life huh??

My face when i have to go to work

When you're a professional but you can turn hood real quick

Every panthers fan right now

When you trynna beat the yellow light but the car in front of you slows down

That look your dad gives you when you come home from a date with your fly unzipped

Who would make a better president

When a hoes trynna get you to wife her

When you didn't have a valentine and you realize that you're gonna be single forever

When someone walks in on you while you on the toilet

Sometimes i wonder how i became such a badass

When you're playing your mixtape and someone says "turn that shit off"

You see your ex getting chased by a murderer, what do you do?

Who the fuck hung my ass in the Walmart kid section smh

You posting pics of your man but he not posting pics of you

Sorry i haven't been posting recently ... Been minding my own business a lot 🐸☕️ will drop some more starting today

So you a thug now but you was raised in the suburbs

When she texts you all the freaky shit she gonna do to you, then her sex game be like

You have more followers than money in your bank account 🐸☕️

How much do you guys like kermit?