My roommates played jeopardy without me Someone’s dying today

I mean … it is

I Need Nature

Can a Mexican truly be Muslim ?

Today’s the day Today’s the day I get insurance

Dostoyevsky if he was a tweeter :

Is it all good in the end ?

You’re not an artist. Oh well

KILL YOURSELF just kidding lol have a good one man

Stop leaving y'all kids around them extra old folks. I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said... “If the Lord see fit, 6 in May.”

Mariscos >

My good friend who passed away recently wrote this scathing diary entry on how porn addicts are fucking pussies and I wish I could read it again because it was so real ..

How tf are you a porn addict like bro just close your eyes and imagine stuff

RIP El Mencho

You’re Nobody Until Somebody Kills You

Naming my mouse Tariff

There is absolutely no reason a 27 year old man should have “Diet Coke” a personality trait

It’s always dangerous when everybody’s sleeping and I’ve been thinking

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.