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my man just came home, devoured me, put my head through a wall then said “I’m bouta cook & do you want me to make you a drink while I cook?” this the best life I’ve ever experienced😭

why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong

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imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ Literally 😭 I hate a nigga that don’t like playing wit himself like boo you’re boring next

what a whore his hands are exposed!

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Things I want in my man: -Must be a virgin -Must be submissive -Must not talk back -Must cook and clean -Must dress modest -Must take my surname after marriage If he loses his figure, Divorce!

poyo 🔻 we've seen them abduct people in masks and plainclothes in unmarked vans, i doubt they even presented a warrant or identified themselves

bro thinks life is all about frolicking and smelling the flowers (bro is right)

Can tell by each individual wrinkle, that shit has never been hung. Niggas really are fake demons😭

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Also why does she think Nazis make good food? That’s not what they are known for

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