walkable bagel trailer from my new place is a dangerous discovery

mizzou fans:

First day of 22nd grade! Freshman -> postdoc, but this time I get a real office!

jumpscare

avi please keep posting to juice these numbers and let me buy dollars for 15¢

couched, booked, tv'd

I will never be able to afford a house

dc signage

someone is running transformers ads outside the pentagon

send this to your girl and say "us"

fucking creatures

daily fatness

my version of "touch a little money and become republican" is "titling/registering a car in maryland after living in kansas and becoming a libertarian" I have had it with the nanny state bullshit I am a free citizen on the land and I am exercising my right to travel

mr. high inertia and kinetic energy girl