Back the blue

you know what would definitely make this better? random sweeping budget and personnel cuts to the country's environmental and agricultural agencies

Maybe! But in ancient Rome, 1. Foreign women and slaves were not protected. 2. Punishing rapists was seen as a way to protect the honor of the "paterfamilias", or (male) head of family––not so much to protect women themselves. Even "trad" masculinity was pretty bad for women

What they mean is "US President Donald Trump's doppelgänger diagnosed with vein issue". Everyone knows the real Trump died of Covid back in October 2020

JD Vance said *this* when the Access Hollywood Tape came out in which Trump bragged about groping women.

JD Vance may once have praised Jesus, but now he praises only Mammon

🚨 Matt Walsh just called for Trump to be thrown in prison.

*Open: Office of the president at the new 100% Meritocratic University* President: We’ve admitted the top 2,000 applicants by GPA and SATs. How are they doing? Admissions: Several hundred valedictorians who’ve never gotten a B in their life are now at the bottom of all their...

This is probably true, but it brings to mind the woke adage that (paraphrased) when all you've known is privilege, equality looks like discrimination

I love how they had this fake scandal waiting in a box labeled “Break glass in case of president being exposed as pedophile”

I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.

Can’t make this shit up

i promised to enthusiastically endorse the first Democrat to say something like this on TV so now i'm all in on Biden 2028

The overwhelming majority of San Francisco’s celebrated Victorian homes were built with facade elements that were mass produced with power tools in off-site factories and ordered from catalogs. Basically none of them were “hand carved.”

Sometimes people try to highlight how cringe and bad weeaboos are by inverting it to be a Japanese guy aping American culture and it just never works since a foundational part of the U.S. is that nearly anyone can be an American. So a lot of Americans just think this is awesome.

If only there were some way to increase the supply of homes.

The official Homeland Security account is twêting straight up Nazi dogwhistles now, so I feel like this isn't hyperbole at all