normalise retail workers being able to tell customers to fuck off

Imagine whining about cancel culture after you literally tried to cancel democracy.

"What's that, Newty Boo? We bout to make some D-minus chili? Hol' up, lemme throw on this pantsuit right quick."

new enemy list just dropped

Why the fuck is Mel Gibson still in movies?

My phone autocorrected "salad" to "denmark's". So I've learned that I talk about things that Denmark owns more than vegetables.

Shout out to all my land snail homies out there. Sabretooth tigers went extinct, but somehow your slow-ass species is still around.

We don't talk enough about how much of a goddamn miracle it is that more Americans don't pronounce quinoa "quinn-noah"

Members of the PA legislature today voted to fine women who miscarry and force them to fill out this form. This is traumatizing for women experiencing incredible loss. Unbelievable.

Just a friendly reminder that we should be giving Viola Davis every award for everything ever.

Oh snap, super honored that my half-hour comedy pilot, Anthony & Miguel, was selected as a WeScreenplay Diverse Voices quarterfinalist!

Actually, only climate change legislation can prevent forest fires. You fucking gaslighting piece-of-shit bear

Yo, i thought it was only my mama that said this!

Nothing experiences the exact opposite of a glow up more than leftover French fries.

When your wife says she likes cantaloupe more than mango.

Kelechi won the WeScreenplay TV Pilot Competition in early 2021, and her winning script landed a deal with Party Over Here and CBS Studios! Congratulations, @kahlaychee! Our TV Pilot competition is currently open. Details: wescreenplay.com/wetv/

When Baba Sheep wouldn't go to sleep, I felt that.