I need 17 yr olds to please exit my DM's, y'all are not even old enough to be here bless your heart

No one: Midwesterners:

Summertime in Northern Michigan

So this one time when I was 5, I was playing hockey and some other little kid cross-checked me so my teammate tackled him. First hockey fight I ever saw. My guy won. Absolute beauty of a 5 yr old.

*future children ask me what the best day of my life was* Me: Feb 28th, 2019 Them: that's not the day you married dad or the day we were born, what even was that? Me: Nick, Joe, Kevin, sit down it's time for a history lesson.

Not that I drove a different way home than my mom just to see if I could beat her but also I won by 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

Jason Aldean | Heaven (cover)

Auston Matthews trying to figure out who this guy is

My parents act shocked by my driving like they didn’t raise me on NASCAR

Win without the refs’ help

This was the funniest thing I saw while watching NFL all Thanksgiving

T.J Oshie: “A donut? What do I have to do to get a donut?” Leni: “Score GOALS!” T.J.: “How many goals?” Leni: “Just one.”

If celebrities are so upset about climate change and Australia maybe they should cancel the Oscars for a year and donate the $44 million (not including afterparties) that it costs to have the event. Your actions don’t line up with your concerned speeches, my dudes.

The end was everything 🙌 (via arat.gym/Instagram)

- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this? - Me: ...Doing what?

Mustered up the courage to rock braids on air!

Our 10 month old is walking thanks to the help of her Big Bro🥺💗

Front and center in Michigan’s students section.