Cost of compulsory national service: £2.5bn a year. Cost of pay rise for junior doctors that ministers insist is “simply unaffordable”: £2bn a year.

All I'm saying is that once you've used glass tupperware, there's really no going back to plastic

There will be folk songs written about the struggles he endured. A true man of the people.

Coop Live is literally the worst venue I've ever been to.

This is probably a good time to mention that I got Poland in the work sweepstake and I will be supporting them during this tournament. I will not be taking any questions.

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar

Seen some great flags out here but "Sporting Astauner" takes a bit of beating

[agustus gloop falls into the chocolate river] me: *under my breath* this is going to ruin the tour

Apparently, when he was younger, one of the Italian players removed an elderly relative from a moving vehicle. What, you mean Zaccagni shoved his granny off a bus?

Five years ago today, the magnificent Neil Bailey - sadly no longer with us - created a gigantic Stone Hinge and erected it in a field behind his house in time for the solstice. We salute you, Neil ♥️

If both the tories and england go out in the same week, I am going to get such a lob-on

why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs

As a lifelong Netherlands fan, this has been a difficult watch so far.

I’d already seen the rock-paper-scissors moment but the longer video is even better imo. sheer disdain among the newly-elected Deputies in France’s Parliament for the far-right

I was once so emboldened to take my country back that i looted a vape store in Sunderland.

Omg can't believe they have sex with their dragons. What a weird way to end the season!

I’d like to talk about my Dad. He came to England from India at age 17. He had a brutal childhood- he’s refused to talk us kids about it but part of his childhood involved living on the streets as a child in India Coming to England saved his life. Literally. He has worked -

Grown man eating an almond magnum on the tram this morning, I salute you.