Oh ye of little knowledge These are Jewish Quotes,from the Old testament. Same ones used in the quaran. These are not Christian quotes

Is kettle calling pot black?!

A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight... "This is exciting!" thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realised his seat was right next to the Pope

RIP ROBERT DUVALL