I'm still trapped in Keith's mind please send help

What in tarnation, I just got here.

Boy, all that spinnin' in yer lion sure got ya head messed up, huh? Obviously /I'm/ the true dad here. x.com/pantherpaladin…

// In reality, we don't know if Keith's dad is even alive but,

I look suspiciously similar to that one skunk kid, but trust me, we aren't related. .... I hope.

// Space and time is so warped you can talk to a dad from a memory when you've basically disappeared from existence yourself

⚠️ DON'T SCREW ALIENS ⚠️

In reality I have no idea who Thace is, except for the fact he's also a dad

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// when you forget you're supposed to type like a deep southerner

Hello all Keiths, I'm sorry for being absent for two hundred years,

No need to theorize where I've been, I'll tell ya: In a mall shopping rack

There's Too Much Edge I'm an old man I can't keep up