Oh nooo, the girls are fighting

// 🙈

in any other scenario, that sounds like a death sentence

but did you SEE how nick handled us? we had more orange than our (former) president

|°★•| I'm gonna say it , this year has been just the most wild for everyone and stressful one too. But this verse has been so accepting and kind to me even through my worse times and you all always had my back . I'm so glad you all accept my little Varian . He isn't

Zim makes a new best friend! (source is ep. 81 of Rob Paulsen's excellent "Talkin' Toons" podcast, guest-starring the one and only @RichardHorvitz and on a smaller note I've had this audio saved since 2014, glad I finally got around to making this!)

“It’s that time again!” “And hopefully nobody’ll get shot with a canon this time.”

“New Year, new m—“ In comes a similarly-dashing clone of Yakko, wearing a sharp tux and a snazzy top hat. “Alright, pal, you’ve had your fun— Back to the closet with you.” “FINALLY, been waiting all year long for this.”

Both Yakkos merely glanced at eachother, snickering between themselves. “Don’t worry— it’s a yearly bit.”

“You should see what we do for Easter.” The 2020 Yakko then blew a kiss. “Goodnight, everybody!”

“Careful pal, don’t get too attached.” 2020 Yakko nodded, shrugging. “My dashing self’s got a point, buuut...You’re free to make the most of it!”

“Let’s not do that— I already let out the clone—“

“Poor guy’s gonna start off his yearly lifespan with an identity crisis, huh...Sheesh, and I thought CEO Me was bad...”

“...Y’know, it’s never too early to drive another therapist up the wall—“

“Aaand that’s the entirety of 2020.” “Wow, that’s even worse than 2018.” “I know. Oh, and don’t forget, ya might have an appointment with Sephiroth one of these days, so make sure you pen down some good quips.” “...Noted!”

Breathes. “𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜 “

Gotta keep the pain classy

“𝑀𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒~!”

“No no, ya gotta put your stomach into it—“ A h e m. “𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜 !!”