//I missed breads birthday twice I'm sorry my child Someone put me down I'm a failure

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 6 Jul 2014). And you? TwiAge.com

I need a hairCUT

blutarch mann is dead post miniature horses

I'm too young to be nostalgic

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 6 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 6 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 6 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 6 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Engie bot is forver. Engie bot is enternal. Engie bot is endless. We will all be gone from this earth and engie bot will continue to tell a soldier that isnt there, "no."

Oh god oh fuck i unmuted engie bot and it became my entire timeline i am being consumed by the same 14 messages tell my family i love them *dies*

I fucking jinxed it

I've had the same Twitter background my entire life

My hair is getting long i think I could finally cut it so both sides are the same length

Me, a fool: oh boy a notification!

*shouts hello* *Camera cuts to house, then town, then state. Country. World. Space*

I love sandvich

Hold on are y'all alive

i've got good kids. love my kids.

Shoutout to the chocolate syrup stain on the ceiling of red base kitchen for being almost as old as me