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Yaakov Markel

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In regards to Minnesota, Ohio, etc etcetera. Ben Shapiro said it best exactly a decade ago: “The safest place to be a criminal in American society today is in the government.”

In regards to Minnesota, Ohio, etc etcetera. <a href="/benshapiro/">Ben Shapiro</a> said it best exactly a decade ago: 
“The safest place to be a criminal in American society today is in the government.”
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The Rapacity Ratio Replacing a catalytic convertor will likely cost $1,000. The thief who stole the old one probably sold it for less than $100. I propose this as a measure of a man's wickedness: How much expense will he inflict on others, to gain $1 for himself? Let's call

The Rapacity Ratio

Replacing a catalytic convertor will likely cost $1,000.

The thief who stole the old one probably sold it for less than $100.

I propose this as a measure of a man's wickedness: How much expense will he inflict on others, to gain $1 for himself?

Let's call
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BRILLIANT EXPLAINER; THE DEATH OF THE BRITISH PUB 🍺 Ever wonder why your local is struggling? For every £6 pint you buy, the landlord is left with a pathetic 13p. The government snaffles £2.44 in tax, VAT, and "climate levies." They’re taxing our heritage to death to fund

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Our Town Council keeps raising taxes. So I showed up with an English Lord’s wig to speak in *favor* of taxes. “If you can’t pay your taxes…don’t be poor.”

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3 Communists walk into a bar, one orders a $15 mixed drink, one a $10 Martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally. Next week, the three, once again, return to the bar, but this time, they all ask for

3 Communists walk into a bar, one orders a $15 mixed drink, one a $10 Martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally. 

Next week, the three, once again, return to the bar, but this time, they all ask for
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Steve Bonynge was at work one day when he raped a 16 year old girl at gunpoint. His employers asked for his resignation & he replied with a letter basically saying "this isn't fair". He was not prosecuted. From these details alone, can you guess what his job was?

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Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn told the story of an arrogant Teddy Roosevelt calling on Franz Joseph and asking what possible point there could be to a monarch in the modern 20th century. "To protect my peoples from their governments," replied the Emperor. #javidshah #جاويد_شاه‌

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"Zionism is a first person asking money from a second person to give to a third person to send a fourth person to Palestine." -- Leon Uris, Exodus.

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“It all starts out innocently enough…” No, it does not. Look into the much lauded US Constitution for the perfect example. The original document, not the amended version, which was intended solely to consolidate power into a centralized total state. 🤷‍♂️

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Have you ever actually redeemed a paper U.S. Treasury savings bond? A few years ago, while helping my parents move, we uncovered a small stash of paper U.S. Savings Bonds. Gifts from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s. Bar mitzvah gifts for me, wedding presents for them, and so on. Little

Have you ever actually redeemed a paper U.S. Treasury savings bond?

A few years ago, while helping my parents move, we uncovered a small stash of paper U.S. Savings Bonds. Gifts from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s. Bar mitzvah gifts for me, wedding presents for them, and so on. Little
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"In government, failure is success." -- DiLorenzo’s 1st Law of Government. "Politicians will rarely, if ever, assume responsibility for any of the problems that they cause with bad policies." -- DiLorenzo’s 2nd Law of Government "With few exceptions, politicians are habitual

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If there’s one learning lesson you need to take away in 2026 it’s that the truth doesn’t matter anymore and reality isn’t real. People will invent narratives and facts to suit desired objectives and if enough people agree, that’s the new reality. People who point out that the

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If you believe AI will help with this by providing objective truth, you’re wrong. The AI will simply be ignored as inconvenient to the objective. There is a reality distortion field that emerges when enough consensus agrees to a lie. The desire for it to be real makes it real.