please don’t be mean to me because i can be meaner and i hate when i go there

going through your 20’s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

whoever in the graphic tee lab.. please give Aaliyah, Tupac, Selena, & Ice Cube a REST

every time i lay down after work, i feel broken bc i cannot get back up ☠️

“Why that baby ain’t in school” when I see kids during the day.

one man's "she's crazy" is another man's "she's perfect", but one woman's "he's trash" is every woman's warning

Nigga a dollar now

gum do NOT work for everybody some of yall need to chew a Tide Pod

if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up

spending time with my man is literally the best thing ever.

tired of going thruuUuU it

gym in the morning during winter is a whole different mental game

megan having a klay labubu on her bag 😭 they’re so endgame

extra innings on a monday night

“score or go to outer space” Dodgers & Blue Jays:

THANK YOU FREDDDDIE 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

i don't need a vacay i needa move far far awayyyy 😖

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

FIRST CHALK TOSS OF YEAR 23 😭🐐

sumn peaceful about having a crying sesh before the gym 🙂‍↕️