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Jane Hudson

@xgijaney

I am younger than my elders
yet older than my youngers
I am as tall as I am small
I am nether fat nor thin,
I am wiser than most
Not as wise as a old owl

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Some funny randoms Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth? A horse walks into a bar one day. The bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “You read my mind!” Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison. What do racehorses eat? Fast food.

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Eggstra punny Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day! Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens

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I have cities, but not houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have coasts, but no sand. What am I Two fathers and two sons are coming from fishing. Yet when they arrive home, only three are left. How is that possible?

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"SEXY AND I KNOW IT lol me n me daughters are a good looking bunch flumps lol For 40 and a nan of 4…" — XGIJANEYX disq.us/p/1n0bxj2