this is my trans (female to male) dog. xer beard is coming in very nicely. so brave. xer name is barx after karl marx of course.

good morning to everyone except people who still say “let’s play devil’s advocate” in 2025. i won’t be posting much today bc i got roped into an all-day protest against leaf blowers or capitalism or something. either way i’m furious.

i miss the days when you could walk into a target and be hit with the reminder that we can all be trans.

trying to go to bed after a long day of dismantling capitalism, but my neighbors are throwing another party. last night they threw literal patriarchy into my yard (beer cans). this is a hate crime against black femmes. i’m shaking. guess it’s going to be another night of crying

good morning to everyone except my straight white neighbors who spent all night laughing at my protest signs like “abolish the patriarchy” and “gender is a scam”. i didn’t sleep, but i did cry for the revolution. stay loud. stay ungovernable.

these michael damian nut cookies got me salivating at subway.

goodnight to everyone except the man who mansplained tofu to me at the co-op. today i rescued a bee, cried at a podcast, and wore a sheer mesh top to the pharmacy (self-care). tomorrow i’ll be louder, gayer, and more online. sleep safe or else.

i feel attacked.

been in bed all day battling allergies, flu symptoms, capitalism, and the emotional labor of being a black woman in a white body. i sneezed 19 times and not once did america say bless you. this country is sick. i’m just sicker.

sorry i haven’t been tweeting much lately, i’ve been battling seasonal allergies which are honestly just another symptom of systemic racism. white supremacy is literally in the pollen. stay safe to my fellow black community.

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good night to everyone except the immune system that colonized my throat and stole my voice. i haven’t worked all week, haven’t spoken above a whisper, and honestly? that’s brave of me. silence is resistance.

good morning but not really. my ethically sourced bamboo lip plumper still isn’t here and honestly that’s a hate crime. making a black woman wait is literally violence.

happy easter to everyone except straight-hetero colonizers who erased pagan fertility goddesses and replaced them with a white man in sandals. today i resurrected my truth and identified as a pastel egg. deal with it.

good morning to everyone except the virus that tried to colonize my body. i fought. i survived. i literally beat disease with sheer intersectional resilience. this body (fat, black, powerful) is undefeated. you’re welcome.

The satire rule that Safety put out is kind of killing the vibe of this page and that's why I haven't been posting as much lately. Idk what the future holds for this page. It was a lot more fun when people thought it was real. Having to add the tag at the beginning of the name

Go follow Squink Galonk. It's me. Unfortunately, I think this account is going to die. I've had a lot of fun doing this, but having to put "Satire" before my name to be "compliant" ruins the whole joke. To those of you who were smart enough to understand the joke... thank you.