abolish the clean girl aesthetic and being back being a trashy party girl!

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

Unable to root for Harry anymore due to him calling it his todger

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved Me after a single drink:

'The Office' star Mackenzie Crook has made a public appeal for information about his sister-in-law, who has gone missing in West Sussex. Police have urged people to check their outbuildings for Laurel Aldridge, who has been missing from the Walberton area since Tuesday.

Why is catch me if you can the best film ever

I have simply never wanted to watch anyone on Tik Tok writing in their journal

it ain’t my time yet.

Me

Wish I lived on Wisteria lane on the daily. The girls that get it, get it.

Fred Again with another absolute banger.

Working for five days and resting for two

The moment we’ve all been waiting for, Michael Bibi is BACKKK ❤️🙏🏻 👑

Imagine giving people shit for recording Bibi for his first event back after fighting off cancer and being in hospital for 100+ days. Absolute freaks🤣

Who on earth did the casting for this new Big Brother then

I love quitting my minimum wage job and calling it a career break 🤪🤪

We have arrived in Malaga airport with no luggage. After calling East Midlands Airport and Ryanair Ryanair Press Team multiple times we have been met with unhelpful responses or redirected to another number which does not work. No one knows or seems to care where our luggage is.

Looking for X4 Eastenderz tickets at Cova Santa Tuesday 24th September #ibiza #covasanta #tickets #ticketmasteruk