I'm an ambulance driver. You guys would be suprised by how many people just writhe on the floor in pain. That's it. That's their life.

“how do you know them?” we like each others tweets

I moan and groan about getting so many Sebastian Stan thirst traps on my reels and then I keep liking them (so I continue to moan and groan). It's a train I'm never getting off.

Had to completely upend my night and any plans because of a friend desperately in need. I don't mind whatsoever. I'm the one who offered to come do this because I know she'd never ask. It's just hard emotionally because her kids are like my nieces and I want to protect them.

Another night of me tryna figure out where to put my arms when I sleep

Sometimes I'm afraid my friends think I'm trying to be the therapy friend when they tell me something and I ask how it makes them feel. It's just I genuinely care how they feel and need to know so I know how to proceed in my role as a friend.

My autistic ass could stand here all day to watch it knock them over.

being a writer basically consists of Choose Your Own Adventure-style daydreaming & then writing down your pick

“Male privilege isn’t real because men get sent to war” By other men. Specifically, by rich men. That’s an example of classism. In order for it to be misandry, it would have to be women sending men to war. Your anger should be aimed at capitalists, not feminists.

Being disabled/chronically ill means constantly balancing two impossible tasks: convincing the state/doctors that you’re “disabled/sick enough” to deserve help and convincing everyone else that you’re “well enough” to be worth keeping around.

I’m reading a fanfic right now that’s so well-written, but the dialogue is so awful that it’s actually a struggle to get through the fic. Just goes to show writing good prose is an entirely different skill set from writing good dialogue

"My child has a runny nose and cough, but no fever. They still wanted to go to the playground so look! They're not sick!!" Do you people hear yourselves??? Like what??? Yeah, when kids are sick, they still want to do fun things. This isn't some new development.

can people stop asking me if i have fun plans for the weekend like no i am not planning on going out and over consuming which is actually what ur asking about

Btw. I specify my pfp is from 2019 because my wife and I have masked from 2020 and wouldn't go to Pride nowadays, let alone unmasked.

WHAT is it with parents taking their snotty toddler/kids out in public cause 'they seem fine'???

To hets even like each other?? My wife is fucking hilarious and the most attractive person I have ever met and no one could convince me otherwise. She didn't become hotter because she is funny. I fell in love more because she can make me laugh.

Genuine question: So wives have issues scheduling or talking to doctors on their husbands behalf? I have to pretend to be my wife because I get SO much pushback despite being on her HIPAA and her giving direct permission. Just wondering if this is micro-aggressive homophobia

Read Ruins by Amy Taylor Wow, I was not disappointed one bit :)) (there'll never be another het romance I'll enjoy again lol)