Lineker vs Braverman. #ImWithGary on this one.

Manifesting…

When Boris Johnson tells Parliament that he “acted on advice” when attending lockdown breaching parties, remember who also acted upon advice - we all did

3 years ago today my dad died of a stroke. We were only allowed to have 9 people at his funeral. We weren’t allowed a wake. I wasn’t allowed to hug my crying sister. We followed ALL the rules. But Boris Johnson didn’t. He is a fucking liar and we won’t ever forget or forgive.

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.

I was in hospital in 2020. @underthcranes (Emma) and the children couldn’t come in to see me from Mar 28 till mid-May when (special conditions) they wheeled me into the atrium so she could help wake me up from the coma. I’m delighted Johnson and pals were partying at the time.

“Boris Johnson has argued it was essential for his staff to have leaving drinks while insisting that you weren’t allowed to visit dying family or to attend their funerals. I can’t begin to comprehend the anger that you must justifiably feel and I am deeply sorry for you all”

Essential reading

Loving all the ‘agile as a cat’ tweets today 😹

Mass shooters don’t choose the AR-15 because it looks “cool.” They choose it, because they can kill upwards of 30 people before needing to reload. On Sept 28th, 1982, 12 year old Mary Kellerman was hospitalized after being poisoned by a killer who laced a bottle of Tylenol that

UK: getting ready to wave little Union Jack flags at the king’s coronation despite not being able to afford food and heat. France: fucking burning everything down because the pension age is being increased.

This is Naomi, she has autism. She's played for my team for the last 2 seasons, U8s and U9s. At first, if it was raining she wouldn't even leave the house and if it started to rain during training she'd go sit in the car. But now, especially in the second half of this season

April Fool. Broken by politicians who lie so much I’m prepared to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Interesting: all year round people believe what doctors and nurses tell them, and then when those same doctors and nurses want to be paid properly, people say they're not telling the truth.

UK is always like "We should protest like the french! Set the country on fire!" One guy jumps on a snooker table "good heavens that's a bit much"

Understanding why #evri don’t have a Twitter, sorry X account, because they’re just plain awful. I mean, what? Sorry, is the driver stuck in groundhog day on 14th July?!

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.