Mastermind is THE BIGGEST FLEX

She doesn’t miss. She can do every thing. My official first listen grades: #TSmidnighTS

Bryce Harper is everything he was supposed to be.

Losing the World Series sucks. But the Phillies gave us an all time run we’ll never forget. It’ll hurt for a while, but I will always love and appreciate the 2022 Phillies.

I know it’s discussed often but worth taking a step back and realizing what we just watched: Jalen Hurts just outplayed Aaron Rodgers on SNF to move Eagles to 10-1. He did it with both his arm and legs The breakout year we debated all offseason really did happen in a big way

The Eagles needed a win today and they got it. That’s all that matters. The NFC’s path to the Super Bowl will go through Philadelphia. Go Birds.

This guy knew

It all comes down to today. Let’s win the whole fucking thing. #FlyEaglesFly

To everyone who sets off fireworks, I hope you lose fingers or a hand. Or your life. (My dog’s words, not mine)

U C O N N Chant doesn’t get enough love nationally. Who cares bratha. TONIGHT WE SMESH.

The greatest bet of my life. Thank you #uconn Destroyed everybody and everything in their path. They'd win the tournament 100 out of 100 times. The biggest win of my life by a mile.

If your inbox is under 20,000 I don't trust you

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Oops the first Friday beer has been cracked and we’re watching Phillies highlights on YouTube.

Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move

i for one am glad the eagles won simply on account of them having the objectively funnier fanbase which is making for a hilarious timeline in the aftermath

You’re a wizard, howie

If you don’t like and retweet this Matvei Michkov instagram story the Flyers will drop to pick 5